Star Trek: The Motion Picture

Year made: 1979

Year Review: 2021

Quote: "Why is any object we don't understand always called a thing?" - Bones

My Review:

Oh my word where do I start? At the beginning I suppose.

So first off all, I'd like to mention how ridiculous the uniform is. Like why does everyone look like they just got out of bed? Another thing, what is up with the commander? Like you look and act like you got out of the wrong side of the bed. Speaking of characters, why is everyone so emotionless? For example when the transporters failed and killed two men, all Kirk could say was: "oh my god" with the most emotionless face a man could pull.

Anyway, back to the movie.

You can really see how much time and effort they put into the story line, 10 minutes. They really did put all 2 hours of the film into trashy effects (no offence 1979 film production)

Too much talking in nonessential scenes.

SO MUCH SHIP.

Oh yeah, remember that commander I dissed earlier? Yeah, did I mention that he also looks like Ken from the 1960s!! Also what is the mental age of this crew? 7 years old? Its like they are looking at everything and saying: "Ooo light go blink".

On the positive side, its a cool way to introduce the borg to the universe and the only person that keeps this film 'less cringe' than it already is was good old Bones.

In Conclusion: It was painful to re-watch.