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Star Trek: The Final Frontier

Year Made: 1989

Year Review: 2021

Quote: "We'll need all the power you can muster, mister" - Kirk

My Review:

Ok, there's a lot wrong with this one so I'm not going to beat around the bush any longer. Well first off, Spock's brother out here looking like pixie Jesus. Also, what is this? A therapy session? Anyway skip to a much shorter intro paired with much too loud music. Got the intro right Star Trek, but you went and messed it up with the music. Anyway lets jump to Kirk being an IDIOT!! Like who chooses to free climb up a 90 degree cliff! Are you insane?! And don't think I've forgotten the way Spock dives after him when he falls! I don't approve of this young man! The only person that's saving this film is Bones.... Again!

Music? Loud. Dialog? Quiet. Hotel? Travago.

This movie proves that no matter what species you are, males will be males. "in case of being taken hostage: Play dumb" or in Kirks case, in the case, in the case of rescuing hostages: Play dumb. I see a flaw in this logic.

Klingons look like a 1980s heavy metal band.

Shuttle safety net looks like it would break if the force was any stronger than a paper plane.

Therapy mans back.

Spock talks about himself in a 3rd person point of view. Sybok has a great trick, I believe its called...... manipulation. Kirk never thought he'd be questioning how he got taken hostage on his own ship. Spock's been dead and reborn, now he's witnessing his own birth. What kind of inception is this? Yeah, remember that Time Travel weed? well going through the barrier of the center of the universe is a whole new high (again please don't do that)

Put an overly saturated purple filter on real life and BAM! You got Gods realm... according to Sybok. Meanwhile, everyone's high on Space shrooms. God makes a big entrance (show off) Choir appears out of nowhere and pixie Jesus is in his element.

Turns out, Kirks Atheist.

Sybok just realizes he was wrong, your only 1 hour 30 minutes late!

In a last ditch effort to save his brother, Sybok turns round and says to 'God': "I can't help but notice your pain!"

Since when did this tern into a horror movie?

Kirk whispers for all the connective words in all his sentences. This Movie was Sponsored by: Row Row Row your Boat..... Evidently ;-;

In Conclusion: wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. Most of all the good parts were with Bones and Spock. Apart from that, a bad story line but whatever floats your boat I guess (Pun Intended)


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